dykeboy

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there we go. let's just end this.
aich.

i use wal-mart brand mouth rinse:



and while brushing my teeth tonight, I may have discovered the root of my dental problems...



hmm...i wouldn't call caramel an inactive ingredient...

it looks like the cats have stopped fighting and have formed a truce:


this will probably not end well for the humans of the house...

if you're gay, read it twice...


THE GOOD BOOK

On her radio show recently, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant
Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22,
and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an
open letter to Dr. Laura, penned by a US resident, which was posted on the
Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:





Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law.

I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge
with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual
lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly
states it to be an abomination. ... End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of
God's Law and how to follow them.

1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odour for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbours. They
claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned > in Exodus
21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I
tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence.

4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and
female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring > > > nations. A
friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but > > > not
Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

5. I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2.
The passage clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated
to kill him myself?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I
don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if > I have a
defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my
vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair
around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27.
How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me
unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different
crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two
different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse
and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of
getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we
just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people
who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable
expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan,

James M. Kauffman, Ed.D. Professor Emeritus Dept. of Curriculum,
Instruction, and Special Education University of Virginia

maybe that's a bit cliche.

http://www.imdb.com/news/ni0760328/

i am genuinely distraught.

that is all.

p.s. that oil stain is NOT mine. lol.

later, when I have more time, I'll tell you about "stealing" a sandwich and my trip to Savannah, but, for now....

and I quote:
"Congratulations! Your application for admission to the University of North Florida for the 2009 Fall Term has been approved."

...so, I need to go buy a car now :-)
aich.

"I thought that a man can be an enemy of other men, of the moments of other men, but not of a country: Not of fireflies, words, gardens, streams of water, sunsets."

The Garden of Forking Paths
Jorge Luis Borges

everyone please make the acquaintance of Archimedes "Archie" Drewery-Rinker:



Archie became a member of our family yesterday at the Lighthouse Festival. He's a year old hearing impaired, neutered male and just about the most personable cat you'll ever meet. He's really quite lovely. So lovely, in fact, that Dereck fell in love with him and wanted him to sleep in the bedroom with us last night. We'll have to install a kitty-door for our room, lol.

EDIT:
Also, there's this:


and, yes, for the record, I will be that kind of cat owner.

aich.

Ganked from ms Sami, who also ganked:http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2009/mar/04/1

My randomly generated band stuff:

band name: Pourchères
album: energy coming from Orwell's grave...
art:

please click here:

http://brokenlanguage.net.

thank you.

so, dereck and i cut my hair the other night. i messed around with a mohawk for a few hours, and since this is a haircut i doubt i'll ever have ever again, please enjoy these completely self-involved photos...



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aich.

ok...i hope this is right...

ドクターフーのスカーフを編むこと｡

aich.

I'm in the library between classes. Well,I'm NOW in the library between classes. I've already gone to see about what I have left before I graduate and read a whole Entertainment Weekly Fall Movie Preview. I have 55 minutes left until Statistics.

The bad news: The guy at the bookstore says that my literature book come with CDs and I therefore cannot return it. The woman at the bookstore says that used copies from SJRCC do not necessarily come with CDs, but that I can't sell it back to them (the other gentleman was a third-party book buyer, I guess) until December. Boo-urns.

The good news: After 75 jillion credit hours (and this semester, of course), I'll only need to take one more Humanities course and one more Science/Lab combo to complete my AA. Oh, and I have the CLAST on October 4. Early. In the morning.

In other news, my Tom Baker scarf is nearly half-way done. Just go
here. And I'm working on the next to last Tom Baker Season in the Complete Doctor Who Project. Soon my dvd shelves will be bursting. Go
here.

We're fine from the storm. The gazebo may not be. I need to eat something. More later...

aich.

ok, so, another in a series of moments where i wonder when i got old:

the last two videos on VH1 were Rilo Kiley's "Silver Lining" (I know, right?) and Regina Spektor's "Better." when did i start to like the videos played on VH1? and when did i start to hate the six videos played on MTV?

also, i can't sleep for crap.

sigh...
aich.

look out!



It's Bonehilda!

Coming soon in felt for the Halloween season!

also, I'm starting a new project over at aich_at_25. its mostly just self-indulgence, but I include links to some music to listen to while reading my rambles. so, if any of you would like to join me over there, friend me. things might be quiet on dykeboy for a little while.

that's all for now.
aich.

just before bed...



"h" cake! not an "i" cake in the slightest.

not even a little.
aich.

recreant \REK-ree-uhnt\, adjective:

1. Cowardly; craven.
2. Unfaithful; disloyal.
3. A coward.
4. An unfaithful or disloyal person.

wow, crap word of the day for my birthday. cause, you know, i was born in the year of the dog, so i'm way loyal.

got several lovely text messages this morning, thank you all. i left the phone in the living room, so it wouldn't wake me up. had a voice mail too. thank you Jack for calling and telling me i'm not working on Sunday. that was sarcasm, but i'll give you the fact that you didn't know my car is dead and probably didn't realize you called to deliver the news on my b-day. oh, well.

ended up staying up last night to watch Hitchhiker's Guide and A Bug's Life with sami. good times.

now, commence laziness!
aich.